This post will be short, just like this woman’s temper. She acts like she’s putting it all out there on her television show, but there is actually one secret she would rather keep a secret. It’s a very explicit video of her. And if someone is going to be put out there, you can be sure that she will want a piece of the profits. That girl will rake it in until her 15 minutes are up. We suspect that much of her earnings will go toward the purchase of quantities of hair accessories. (Blind Gossip)

The "hair accessories" hint makes me think of Kate Gosselin. And the shocking video probably just shows her being nice to people. If it isn't Kate, I'll go with Snooki from Jersey Shore or Jayne Leno from The Bad Girls Club?

This Female Actress just wants someone to love. She’s a nice woman, sharp, witty and attractive. She always falls for the wrong man. This time it’s a young club promoter who has a history with the ladies, and the ladies are telling his business for money. He is a ladies’ man, and he just may break this Actress’ heart. (Downfront2 via Blind Gossip)

Jennifer Aniston only messes with dudes who have at least 5 IMDB credits to their name, so I'll go with Vivica Fox. This is proof.

Which diva star will go out of her mind when she realizes her fella has been playing away with a girl from The Hills? He'll be in big trouble if he's caught. (The Mirror via CDAN)

Celine Dion for the diva. René Angélil for the husband. And Stacy the Bartender for The Hills girl. Obviously (joking).

I am going to call this one bad drug behavior because of who it is. I guess an argument could be made that she was just having a really bad day and as my second ex-wife Carli would say, she lost her shit. Our actress is B list. What that means in this case is that she is a lead in an ensemble network drama. Not the lead, but a lead and it has been around long enough that people know her name. Anyway, like most people on television she would like to make it to the movies. She has had drug issues in the past that have worked against her and she made some really bad choices in movies as a result. Always going for the paycheck and not the project. Well, her manager was trying to explain all this to her last week when she suddenly started screaming about how she was better than all the people she had lost roles to in the past and that she was hotter. At that point she flashed her manager and told him to look and didn't she look good for her age. He said yes and then she went to the other four or five offices and said the same thing but by the time she had got to the third office all her clothes were off except for her panties. She then collapsed into a chair in her manager's office and stayed there for an hour not saying a word. She then got dressed and walked out. (CDAN)

This could be anyone from Calista Flockart to Teri Snatcher to Ellen Pompeo. But are we really sure that Sharon Stone isn't a regular on some hit network drama we don't know of, because this sounds like a routine she pulls on a daily basis. I bet she does this at the nail salon, the grocery store and at her kid's daycare. EVERYWHERE! Sharon is always pulling her top up, patting her chichis and saying, "Just like a toddler's!"

This married A list television actor on a hit network drama told his wife that he had to work late on set. He was convinced she would be home with their sick child. So, he decided to go to the movies with an 18 year old production assistant from his show. As he walked into the lobby of the theatre with his arm around the 18 year old, he gets tapped on the shoulder by who he assumes is a fan, but was instead his wife. He dropped his arm from the assistant and meekly walked out of the theatre with his wife. She has a spy on the set of his show to stop just this kind of behavior. (CDAN)

But they were just at the movie theater. IT WAS RESEARCH! RESEARCH! This is what David Boreanaz should've told his wife. And yes, that's my guess.

This aging comedian, who has been in lots of films is getting bored with his life and current relationships. He ran into this young MTV star (half his age and known for wanting to get attention from the media) a few nights ago in LA. The rumor is she treated him to a little preview of her skills in a public restroom. The two exchanged numbers and he plans on getting cozy with her this weekend. Not David Spade. (BuzzFoto)

Pauly Shore for the aging comedian. And as for the MTV famewhore, it sounds like every shade of Heidi Montag, but since she's been healing in an ice cooler for the past few weeks, I'll go with Kristin Cavallari.

You know, the MTV star could also be Jersey Shore's Snooki, which wouldn't be such a bad thing. At least she'd be getting some action since she gets zero on Jersey Shore. And if it's Snooki, I'll go with Gary Coleman for the aging comedian.